Beth: It’s gonna take me a while to get used to your face with dentures when you get them, it like completely changes the look of someones face.
Mark: Wait, why am I getting dentures?
Beth: Everyone gets them!
Beth: Whoa, check it out! Mustang.
Beth: Called it.
Beth: If I don’t get my Happy Mail today, I’m going to kill myself.
Talking about getting a pet pig:
Beth: Do they bite?
Beth: Do they have teeth?
Beth: Would we have to feed it garbage?
Later, talking about naming our pet pig:
Mark: What about Señor Oinkers?
Beth: No, nothing pig related.
Mark: You wanted to call it pig!
Talking about a career for Mark:
Beth: Sometimes I just have no idea what you’re gonna do!
Mark: Yeah… I’m pretty mysterious, hey?
Mark: I wish I had a nice long jacket to wear over my suit.
Beth: Yeah, something that hits you here? (motioning to mid-thigh)
Mark: No, longer.
Beth: Like a trench?
Mark: Yeah. It will be my dress up coat AND my murder coat.
Beth: Lets hug over there and look at that flower.
Beth: Are you proud of me for eating all those burritos?
(Costco size pack)
Without any prompting, as we are lying in bed in the dark, about to fall asleep:
Mark: You can play with my Apple watch when I get it if you want.
(He still hasn’t got one)
Beth: Your bum is so tinyyyy!!
Mark: Hey! It’s a birch defect.
Camping this summer, beside an older guy in a white van, as we are playing cards at our picnic table:
Beth: I’m scared that guy is gonna murder us tonight.
Beth: Cause a couple times I’ve looked over there and he’s been looking right at me.
Mark: (Casually) Well quit looking at him then, you’re making yourself a target.
Getting into the car Mark is driving, Beth, wanting to say ‘Punch it Chewy!’
Beth: Hit it, Gunny!
After Mark is stroking Beth under the chin creepily:
Beth: No, stop. I couldn’t tell you how much I hate that.
Mark (whispering): You could try…
I tried to find a recent picture of Mark and I to post with this, but I was unsuccessful. Then I thought, why not post a picture of something we made togeths? Check out this little human! Half Mark, half me. BIZARRE! And amazing. It's little profile makes my heart swell every time I look at it. Jan 2016 we will meet him or her! Extremely thankful and in awe of it's little kicks.