Confabulation with the Freemans - Part Trois

Beth: It’s gonna take me a while to get used to your face with dentures when you get them, it like completely changes the look of someones face.

Mark: Wait, why am I getting dentures? 

Beth: Everyone gets them! 

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(Driving)

Beth: Whoa, check it out! Mustang.

Mark: Porsche. 

Beth: Called it. 

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Beth: If I don’t get my Happy Mail today, I’m going to kill myself. 

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Talking about getting a pet pig:

Beth: Do they bite? 

Mark: No

Beth: Do they have teeth? 

Mark Yes. 

Beth: Would we have to feed it garbage? 

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Later, talking about naming our pet pig: 

Mark: What about Señor Oinkers? 

Beth: No, nothing pig related. 

Mark: You wanted to call it pig! 

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Talking about a career for Mark: 

Beth: Sometimes I just have no idea what you’re gonna do! 

Mark: Yeah… I’m pretty mysterious, hey? 

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Mark: I wish I had a nice long jacket to wear over my suit. 

Beth: Yeah, something that hits you here? (motioning to mid-thigh) 

Mark: No, longer. 

Beth: Like a trench? 

Mark: Yeah. It will be my dress up coat AND my murder coat. 

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Beth: Lets hug over there and look at that flower. 

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Beth: Are you proud of me for eating all those burritos? 

(Costco size pack) 

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Without any prompting, as we are lying in bed in the dark, about to fall asleep: 

Mark: You can play with my Apple watch when I get it if you want. 

Silence.

(He still hasn’t got one) 

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Beth: Your bum is so tinyyyy!! 

Mark: Hey! It’s a birch defect.

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Camping this summer, beside an older guy in a white van, as we are playing cards at our picnic table: 

Beth: I’m scared that guy is gonna murder us tonight. 

Mark: Why? 

Beth: Cause a couple times I’ve looked over there and he’s been looking right at me. 

Mark: (Casually) Well quit looking at him then, you’re making yourself a target. 

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Getting into the car Mark is driving, Beth, wanting to say ‘Punch it Chewy!’ 

Beth: Hit it, Gunny! 

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After Mark is stroking Beth under the chin creepily: 

Beth: No, stop. I couldn’t tell you how much I hate that. 

Mark (whispering): You could try… 

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I tried to find a recent picture of Mark and I to post with this, but I was unsuccessful. Then I thought, why not post a picture of something we made togeths? Check out this little human! Half Mark, half me. BIZARRE! And amazing. It's little profile makes my heart swell every time I look at it. Jan 2016 we will meet him or her! Extremely thankful and in awe of it's little kicks.