Man, I've been slackin' on the blog front, eh? There is so much to share about! Maybe I will start posting more (note the non-committal approach?)
But for now, here are some recorded bits of conversation between Mark and moi. Riveting stuff.
Beth: Should we do an advent calender this year?
Mark: (nods) We could do the beer one??
Beth: We don't drink beer.
Mark: It's also REALLY expensive.
End of discussion.
Beth: I've had a sharp pain under my rib cage all day...
Beth: Yah. I don't know if it's cause I literally didn't drink anything all day?
Talking about Euthanasia
Beth: Maybe in the future it will be normal and will just happen all the time..?
Mark: Yeah, like we'll get it at Shopper's.
Beth: Get what?!
Beth: Whatever happened to your green comb?
Mark: I dunno. (casually) You probably lost or stole it.
(still offended by that)
Mark: I said 'Smell you later'. That's what cool people say. Actually, I said 'smell y'all later'... that's what cool Texans say.
Beth: I don't like hearing old people apologize for anything.
Beth: Sometimes I just need to pick my nose with my finger.
Beth: You're the nicest guy I know.
Mark: No I'm not.
Beth: Yes you are. That's why I married you!
Beth: So I guess what they say is true.. Nice guys DO finish last.
Mark: Yah. Wait... what?
Getting ready to leave for dinner
Mark; Do I look like a mixture of Weird Al and Ace Ventura?
Beth: ... yes?
Mark standing close to Beth in the kitchen
Mark: I'm butterfly kissing the crap out of your shoulder right now.
Talking about Siri
Beth: She IS pretty smart. But she's also CRAZY stupid sometimes.
An example of how immature I am.
Beth: Hey are we gonna go to _____(insert name)'s party??
Mark: Yah! When is it?
Beth: Don't know, don't care.
PS. Can you tell who usually wakes up from naps first??