Confabulation with the Freemans - Part Deux

Man, I've been slackin' on the blog front, eh? There is so much to share about! Maybe I will start posting more (note the non-committal approach?)

But for now, here are some recorded bits of conversation between Mark and moi. Riveting stuff.

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Beth: Should we do an advent calender this year?
Mark: (nods) We could do the beer one??
Beth: We don't drink beer.
Mark: It's also REALLY expensive.
End of discussion.

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Beth: I've had a sharp pain under my rib cage all day...
Mark: Hmmm...
Beth: Yah. I don't know if it's cause I literally didn't drink anything all day?

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Talking about Euthanasia
Beth: Maybe in the future it will be normal and will just happen all the time..?
Mark: Yeah, like we'll get it at Shopper's.
Beth: Get what?!
Mark; Euthanasia!

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Beth: Whatever happened to your green comb?
Mark: I dunno. (casually) You probably lost or stole it.
(still offended by that)

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Mark: I said 'Smell you later'. That's what cool people say. Actually, I said 'smell y'all later'... that's what cool Texans say.

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Beth: I don't like hearing old people apologize for anything.

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Beth: Sometimes I just need to pick my nose with my finger.

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Beth: You're the nicest guy I know.
Mark: No I'm not.
Beth: Yes you are. That's why I married you!
Mark: Huh!
Beth: So I guess what they say is true.. Nice guys DO finish last.
Mark: Yah. Wait... what?

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Getting ready to leave for dinner
Mark; Do I look like a mixture of Weird Al and Ace Ventura?
Beth: ... yes?

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Mark standing close to Beth in the kitchen
Mark: I'm butterfly kissing the crap out of your shoulder right now.

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Talking about Siri
Beth: She IS pretty smart. But she's also CRAZY stupid sometimes.

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An example of how immature I am.
Beth: Hey are we gonna go to _____(insert name)'s party??
Mark: Yah! When is it?
Beth: Don't know, don't care.

The End.

PS. Can you tell who usually wakes up from naps first??